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Join the cult of analog. It’s like a book club — but with more dust and less digital regret.
WELCOME TO ANALOG REBEL
Well, well, well…
Look who stumbled into a dusty corner of the internet that still believes film cameras, mechanical watches, and actual paper notebooks are worth obsessing over.
Welcome to Analog Rebel — where life runs 80% analog, 20% digital, and 100% unapologetic. This is the future (allegedly), and we’re rolling into it with a fresh roll of Kodak Portra in one hand and a strong coffee in the other.
Right now?
Yeah… not much going on here yet. But soon, this place will be packed with all kinds of beautifully slow, stubbornly analog content:
📸 Rants about film photography and why we still shoot it.
(Hint: It’s not just for the vibes… okay, mostly it is.)
⌚ Watch talk. Real watches. Ticking, winding, mechanical magic.
🛠 Tools, tricks, and inspiration to make your digital detox slightly less rage-inducing.
💭 And maybe — just maybe — a few thoughts on slowing down in a world that never shuts up.
So stick around.
Follow us on social (or pretend you don’t — we respect that too).
Bookmark this baby. Check back soon. Big things are coming.
And if they’re not?
Well… at least we’ll look cool while pretending.





Just a little taste...

Why Your iPhone Will Never Be a Bolex (Sorry, Not Sorry)
Let’s just rip off the Band-Aid, shall we? Yes, your iPhone shoots in 4K. Yes, it fits in your pocket. Yes, it’s “convenient.” But no—it will never, ever be a Bolex. Not even with a cinematic filter, not even if…

Why Your Film Photos Still Suck (Even Though You’ve Read All the Zone System Books)
Congratulations, Ansel Adams acolyte! You’ve mastered the Zone System, memorized reciprocity failure charts for Ilford HP5, and even developed a cult-like devotion to your $3,000 Rolleiflex. Yet somehow, your photos still look like they were taken by a caffeinated squirrel…